Tuesday, January 28, 2014

White Jeans

Apart from being quite easy to get dirty, white jeans also make me look like I ate 500 Krabby Patties and they all went straight to my hips and thighs. 




I have short legs. Really short. How short, you ask? The jeans above are supposed to be cropped ankle jeans and they are still too long. For all my jeans, I have to get them hemmed to fit my inseam of 26". However, these have zippers on the ankles which would make hemming a nightmare, so I will just leave them as is. Does anyone else have the problem where some jeans bunch up and form creases across the back of your thighs and knees? I think it's so unflattering but I don't think it's a sizing issue. 

If I ever reproduce, I will make sure to choose a guy with tall skinny legs so our child will not have to suffer from short stubby legs. But then again, I do like dangling my legs when I sit down in a chair...so maybe it's not too bad.

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